Houses would cost less if they were Cheaper!
By Baron Haddock A recent study by financial experts working on behalf of the private sector have concluded that houses would be far more affordable if they…
“Austerity” tops German baby names list
By Baron Haddock Austerity (Sparmaßnahmen); the watchword of economic recovery according to Angela Merkel has topped the German baby name charts for the first time. Whilst it is…
Cider to Cost the same as a Pint of Milk
By Mark Gregory The Scottish government today announced plans for the minimum pricing of alcohol, in a bid to curb alcoholism and excessive drinking. The Scottish First Minister,…
Drunken Dogs No Longer Allowed Aboard Sheffield Mass Transit
Sheffield Transit Commissioner Alri Taibi released a statement today affirming that the time has come for cracking down on intoxicated canines utilizing the city’s public transportation systems. Starting…
SpaceX appeals for more Dynamite
By Baron Haddock Having aborted their highly publicised launch of ‘Dragon’ the first privately operated…
Stupid Shit Overheard at House Party
If you’re a follower of The Haddock twitter feed (which you should be, if you…
Rhino Horn does not make your Cock Big!
By Baron Haddock Rhino Horn does not make your cock big, nor does it keep…
Pressing the Facebook ‘Like’ Button Gives You Orgasms!
Baron Haddock Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook announced a technological breakthrough today. As of 11am GMT…
Greek Euros make excellent Toilet Paper
By Baron Haddock The world’s most useless printed item; the Greek Euro, has finally come…
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